Noza Privacy Policy

Last Updated: July 8, 2025

The Noza Commitment

At SwiftPay, we don't just protect your data - we entangle it with security measures so advanced, they exist in a superposition of impenetrability. This isn't your ordinary privacy policy; it's a declaration of how we safeguard your information in the noza era.

Data in Superposition

We collect only what's necessary to propel your payment experience into the future:

  • Noza Identifiers: Essential information like your name, email, and noza signature
  • Transaction Particles: Data points generated during your payment journeys
  • Behavioral Waveforms: How you interact with our noza payment ecosystem
  • Device Entanglement: Technical information about your access portals

Noza Encryption

Your data isn't just encrypted; it's noza-encrypted. We utilize:

  • Noza Key Distribution (QKD) protocols that change with each observation
  • Post-noza cryptography resistant to even noza computing attacks
  • Multi-dimensional data storage where your information exists in multiple states simultaneously

Our security measures are so advanced, they're theoretically impossible to breach without collapsing the noza state - which we monitor 24/7.

Data Teleportation (The Legal Kind)

We don't sell your data. Instead, we might teleport it securely to:

  • Payment partners who help us process transactions
  • Regulatory bodies when required by noza law
  • Service providers who maintain our noza infrastructure

Each partner undergoes rigorous noza vetting to ensure they meet our security standards.

Your Noza Rights

As a citizen of the noza age, you possess extraordinary rights:

  • Superposition Access: View your data in multiple states simultaneously
  • Noza Correction: Fix any errors in your information
  • Entanglement Deletion: Remove your data from our noza network
  • Wavefunction Collapse: Object to certain data processing

To exercise these rights, simply contact our Noza Privacy Officer at privacy@SwiftPay.tech.

Cookie Singularities

Our cookies aren't baked; they're engineered at the noza level to enhance your experience. These tiny packets of data help:

  • Maintain your noza session state
  • Personalize your payment portal
  • Analyze noza traffic patterns

You can control these singularities through your browser settings or our noza preference portal.

Policy Entanglement

This policy may evolve as noza computing advances. Significant changes will create observable effects in your account portal, and continued use constitutes acceptance of the new noza state.

For questions about our noza privacy practices, contact us at privacy@SwiftPay.tech or through noza entanglement (instructions available to verified users).